Issue No. 06
The Grime Syndicate · Jacksonville, FLThe Fur Phantom
The Couch Is Mine
A very good dog. A very persistent haunting.
The story
Download the issue (PDF)- 1A Jacksonville living room. The dog is on the couch. So is everything the dog has ever shed.
The Fur Phantom:I drape. I shed. I sob. I shed again.
Panel 1 of 6 - 2He draped himself over every cushion in the city. The lint roller surrendered first.
Pet parent:We love him. We do not love sitting in him.
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Classy Clean HQ. A recurring clean request, with a photo of a very good boy attached.Tesa:Bi-weekly. Safe for kids and pets. He can stay. The fur can't.
Panel 3 of 6 - 4Every visit, every cushion, same team.Panel 4 of 6
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The Fur Phantom:You'll never get all of me!
Tesa:Not trying to. Just the part on the sofa. See you in two weeks.
Panel 5 of 6 - 6Truce achieved. Recurring cleans keep him fluffy and the sofa fur-free.
Tesa:Good boy. Off the couch.
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Rap sheet
The Fur Phantom
- Alias
- The Fur Phantom
- Territory
- The couch. Specifically your spot on the couch.
- M.O.
- Drapes itself over the cushions, sheds, sobs, sheds again
- Known weakness
- Recurring Standard Cleaning
- First appearance
- Issue No. 01, Jacksonville's Cleaning Hero
- Status
- Truce (bi-weekly)
Known weakness
Recurring Standard Cleaning
Tesa. Owner. Operator. Grime's worst nightmare. Every issue ends with a free estimate, a confirmed plan and cleaning day. Yours can too.
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