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    Issue No. 04
    The Grime Syndicate · Jacksonville, FL

    The Dust Bunny King

    Long Live Nobody

    The contractors left. The drywall dust settled. A king crowned himself.

    The Dust Bunny King, a red-eyed grey rabbit in a gold crown, surrounded by cobwebs and his subjects
    1. 1
      The renovation is done. The contractors are gone. The dust is not.

      The Dust Bunny King:Kneel. Everything behind the new baseboards is mine.

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    2. 2
      His subjects multiplied under every bed and behind every fresh baseboard.

      Homeowner:We dusted yesterday. Where do they keep coming from?

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    3. 3
      Classy Clean HQ receives the plans, the photos and one exhausted voicemail.

      Tesa:Post-construction cleanup. Top to bottom, vents to floors. Bring the HEPA.

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    4. 4
      The throne room, mid-sweep.
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    5. 5

      The Dust Bunny King:You cannot overthrow a king!

      Tesa:Not overthrowing. Vacuuming. There's a difference.

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    6. 6
      The throne room swept. The subjects gone. Long live nobody.

      Tesa:Move-in ready. Now go enjoy that renovation.

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    Rap sheet

    The Dust Bunny King

    Alias
    The Dust Bunny King
    Territory
    Under beds and behind every renovation
    M.O.
    Multiplies the moment the contractors leave
    Known weakness
    Post-Construction Cleanup
    First appearance
    Issue No. 01, Jacksonville's Cleaning Hero
    Status
    Dethroned
    Known weakness

    Post-Construction Cleanup

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