The Clutter Poltergeist
The Moving-Day Haunting
He woke up inside a moving truck and never fully left.

The story
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Moving day. The truck is loaded. Something in the empty living room is not.The Clutter Poltergeist:Nobody remembers buying these cables. Nobody ever will.
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Scuffs on the walls. Boxes in the closet. A single sock on the stairs, house after house.Renter:The walkthrough is tomorrow and the place looks worse than when we moved in.
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A move-out clean request reaches Classy Clean HQ, marked urgent.Tesa:Empty-home detailing. Inside every cabinet and closet. He hides in the drawers.
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Cabinets open. Closets emptied. Appliance interiors done.Panel 4 of 6 - 5

The Clutter Poltergeist:You can't clean a house that's already empty!
Tesa:Empty is exactly where the scuffs show. Hold still.
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The keys handed over spotless. The Poltergeist drifted off to haunt a storage unit.Tesa:Final walkthrough passed. Enjoy the next chapter.
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The Clutter Poltergeist
- Alias
- The Clutter Poltergeist
- Territory
- Move-outs, empty closets, the back of every drawer
- M.O.
- Leaves scuffs, boxes and cables nobody remembers buying
- Known weakness
- Move-In / Move-Out Cleaning
- First appearance
- Issue No. 01, Jacksonville's Cleaning Hero
- Status
- Drifting
Move-In / Move-Out Cleaning
Tesa. Owner. Operator. Grime's worst nightmare. Every issue ends with a free estimate, a confirmed plan and cleaning day. Yours can too.
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