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    Issue No. 05
    The Grime Syndicate · Jacksonville, FL

    The Clutter Poltergeist

    The Moving-Day Haunting

    He woke up inside a moving truck and never fully left.

    The Clutter Poltergeist, a black whirlwind with glowing eyes, flinging boxes, toys and cables around an empty room
    1. 1
      Moving day. The truck is loaded. Something in the empty living room is not.

      The Clutter Poltergeist:Nobody remembers buying these cables. Nobody ever will.

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    2. 2
      Scuffs on the walls. Boxes in the closet. A single sock on the stairs, house after house.

      Renter:The walkthrough is tomorrow and the place looks worse than when we moved in.

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    3. 3
      A move-out clean request reaches Classy Clean HQ, marked urgent.

      Tesa:Empty-home detailing. Inside every cabinet and closet. He hides in the drawers.

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    4. 4
      Cabinets open. Closets emptied. Appliance interiors done.
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    5. 5

      The Clutter Poltergeist:You can't clean a house that's already empty!

      Tesa:Empty is exactly where the scuffs show. Hold still.

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    6. 6
      The keys handed over spotless. The Poltergeist drifted off to haunt a storage unit.

      Tesa:Final walkthrough passed. Enjoy the next chapter.

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    Rap sheet

    The Clutter Poltergeist

    Alias
    The Clutter Poltergeist
    Territory
    Move-outs, empty closets, the back of every drawer
    M.O.
    Leaves scuffs, boxes and cables nobody remembers buying
    Known weakness
    Move-In / Move-Out Cleaning
    First appearance
    Issue No. 01, Jacksonville's Cleaning Hero
    Status
    Drifting
    Known weakness

    Move-In / Move-Out Cleaning

    Tesa. Owner. Operator. Grime's worst nightmare. Every issue ends with a free estimate, a confirmed plan and cleaning day. Yours can too.

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