Issue No. 03
The Grime Syndicate · Jacksonville, FLBaron von Grime
The Break Room Baron
He started as one forgotten coffee ring. By Friday he ruled the office.
The story
Download the issue (PDF)- 1Monday, 8:02 a.m. One coffee ring on one desk. Nobody wipes it.
Baron von Grime:A throne is built one sticky ring at a time.
Panel 1 of 6 - 2By Friday he ruled the break room, the keyboards and the microwave door.
Office manager:Who microwaved fish AND left the syrup open?
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A quote request arrives at Classy Clean HQ. Subject line: HELP.Tesa:After-hours office clean. Desks, kitchen, restrooms. Bring the degreaser.
Panel 3 of 6 - 4Lights on after hours. The Baron never saw it coming.Panel 4 of 6
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Baron von Grime:This microwave is MINE!
Tesa:It was. Now it's clean enough to see your reflection in.
Panel 5 of 6 - 6One deep-cleaned office later, the Baron rules an empty parking lot.
Tesa:Same team, same night every week, and he never gets a foothold.
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Rap sheet
Baron von Grime
- Alias
- Baron von Grime
- Territory
- Break rooms, keyboards, the office microwave
- M.O.
- A walking syrup spill that colonizes anything left overnight
- Known weakness
- Office Cleaning
- First appearance
- Issue No. 01, Jacksonville's Cleaning Hero
- Status
- Ruling an empty parking lot
Known weakness
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